The Media Blitz Begins

I have had some accomplishments that I have receive some accolades for, winning awards at various art shows, directing and appearing in plays at church, singing the National Anthem at the Chiefs games, and many offertory solos. But, now it seems that my fame is going to come from a lamp in my front yard. Who would have thought that a simple leg lamp would have such an effect on people. Passers by are calling radio stations from their cars to report the site, the local paper is calling for interviews and taking photos. I'm going to contact some of my sculptor buddies to start making my leg lamp tombstone.